She's a nice girl and I like her style

But she's a hunchback

I'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye

But she's a hunchback



I take her to the football game

She's my little Notre Dame

And I know things won't be the same

Without a hunchback



Took her to the dance looking for romance

She's a hunchback

And when she does the twist I just can't resist

Watching a hunchback



Everybody's laughing at me

Why can't they just let us be?

She'll go down in history

She's got a hunchback



I got a hunch then again, I just don't know

She drinks Hawaiian punch she calls me Quasimodo



I'm a lucky fella, she's my Esmeralda

Doin' what I oughta, she always brings me water



I know, I'm doing well, she's ringing my bell

She's got a hunchback

Yeah, I'm feeling fine 'coz she's so divine

With a hunchback



I take her down to gay Paris

On films and books we don't agree

She can't walk and I can't see

She's got a hunchback