I was wondering what you would think of a stupid guy like me.
'Cause I was thinking it might be real cool to be with
a popular girl like you.
But you don't even look at me in school.
What can I do to get you to notice me?

Because I want to be just like Kurt.
I want to be your man.
I want to hold your hand.
I want you to be my girlfriend.

We could be a team, oh baby, we could be OK!
We don't have to hear what they think.
So why should we care what they say?
It wouldn't make a difference anyway.

Hey, hey, maybe I could call you on the phone.
Nobody has to know.
Maybe I could walk you home from school.
That would be my dream, baby, please.

That would be so cool.
You don't have to tell anybody.
You could still treat me like a fool.