Well, it's half past seven, I'm by the phone
I'm going to the hop alone
But I don't wanna stay at home
I'm going to the hop alone

Bobby, Tommy, Billy, Joe
They all have a place to go
To the last chance dance
Going to the last chance dance
Going to the last chance dance

Two by two, there they go
I'm going to the hop alone
Guess I'll have to go a solo
I'm going to the hop alone

They all laugh at me, oh no
'Cause they didn't have to go
To the last chance dance
Going to the last chance dance
Going to the last chance dance

I got no one to take me home
Guess I'm going, oh, oh, oh

Two by two, there they go
I'm going to the hop alone
Guess I'll have to go a solo
I'm going to the hop alone

They all laugh at me, oh no
'Cause they didn't have to go
To the last chance dance
Going to the last chance dance
Going to the last chance dance