I don't think it's fair.
That you are the youngest seeker in years.
I really don't care.
That you caught the stupid Remembrall.

This year things will be much
different, you'll see.
Cos my Father really came through to me.
And now my teammates,
and i will say;
"Gryffindor better bow down to the Slytherin way."

Cos I got a broomstick better than yours,
better than yours, better than yours.
I got a broomstick better than yours,
better than yours woah-oh.

Cos I got a broomstick better than yours,
better than yours, better than yours.
I got a broomstick better than yours,
better than yours woah-oh.

You must've felt cool.
When McGonagall picked you as a seeker.
Do you feel like a fool?
Now that your broomstick is weaker.

Yours is a Nimbus 2000
I've got three.
My broomsticks makes yours
look like Ron Weasley.
We can beat you with our arms
tied behind our back.
"You can stick last years Housecup up your crack."

Cos I got a broomstick better than yours,
better than yours, better than yours.
I got a broomstick better than yours,
better than yours woah-oh.

Cos I got a broomstick better than yours,
better than yours, better than yours.
I got a broomstick better than yours,
better than yours woah-oh.