When your feeling less than fine
Or you need a little wine
There's a friendly little sign
Where you know that you will find
Everything you need and more
Things to eat and things to
With that shiny tile floor
Convenience Store

When you're trying to get some sleep
And the coffee ain't to sweet
(PTO) and
Treat you like a thief
Bakersfield to Baltimore
San Diego, Jersey Shore
Oh, I wish that there were more
Convenience Stores

If your dog has got some fleas
Or your running out of cheese
There's a plastic ball of ?
It's a place that's sure to please
Martin (Mercer), Tipper Gore
Bobby Herser, Diana Shore
Eva and Za Za Gabor
Convenience Stores

With that shiny tile floor
Convenience Store
Oh, I wish that there were more
Convenience Stores