Home from school and here to stay
I'll take it easy again today
Ain't gonna work, don't need no pay

Couch Slouch!
Fuck Off!!!

My mom don't like the way I live
She says I take but I don't give
My dad can't stand the way I am
He says, "Damn it, just get up man"

Couch Slouch!
You Suck!!!

Awaken now and then to eat and shit
Don't go outside 'cause I don't fit
Society's not ready for me
Crazy assholes never will be

Couch Slouch!!!

Home from school and here to stay
I'll take it easy again today
Ain't gonna work, don't need no pay!