I'm the gum on your shoes
The prostitute who rings your family
I'll take your breath away
You crossed my path and you'll pay
And all your friends will laugh

I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend

I'm the knee in your groin
And look around you, no-one's noticed

It's true

I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend

I'm the gum on your shoes
I'm the knee in your groin
I'm the fly in your soup
I have the fruit of your loins

Somehow I'll complicate your life
And now you'll have to tell your wife

I'm a person with a plan for you
I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend

I will be your namesake
I will be your headache
I will be your wits end
I will be your girlfriend

I will be your girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend