Well, if I had money tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two
Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.

Well, the girl I love I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
She heard he had a Mercury, Lord, she's crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.

Well, hey now mama you look so fine
Ridin' 'round in your Mercury 49
Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.

Well, my baby went out, she didn't stay long
Bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin' home
She's crazy 'bout a Mercury, yeah, she's crazy 'bout a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road.

Well, if I had money I tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy me a Mercury or two
Crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road...