Living in the Florida Keys
I got the Conchs tropic disease
No wine ,no women,no cigarettes
Sittin' in the Tiki Lounge
My dingy has run aground
Lookin' for my new baby
At the Toll Gate Inn
She's blonde and thin
And really fine
Get's messed up
And she's gone all night
Ate another bag
Of mush-a-rooms
Chorus
Hey, Florida Lady, Lady Keys
Come on baby come on home with me
Pretty lady,Lady Keys
Come on baby
Spend the night with me

Sittin' out on my boat
Had her hands around my throat
Trying to bring me to my knees
I said quit,so she split
Now my baby's gone again
Another boring day in paradise
Chorus
Living in the Florida Keys
I got the Conchs tropic disease
No wine, no womwn, no cigarettes
Sittin' in the Tiki Lounge
My dingy has run aground
Lookin' for my new baby
At the Toll Gate inn
Chorus
(last chorus repeat 2 times)
Come on baby spend the night with me