SPOKEN: Come in! Well, well,
well. Look who's here. I haven't seen you in many <br />
a year. <br />
<br />
If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake,
baked a cake, baked a cake <br />
If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake <br />
Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do? <br />
<br />
Had you dropped me a letter,
I'd a-hired a band, grandest band in the land <br />
Had you dropped me a letter, I'd a-hired a band <br />
And spread the welcome mat for you <br />
<br />
Oh, I don't know where you came from <br />
'cause I don't know where you've been <br />
But it really doesn't matter <br />
Grab a chair and fill your platter <br />
And dig, dig, dig right in <br />
<br />
If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake,
hired a band, goodness sake! <br />
If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake <br />
Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do? <br />
<br />
If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake,
baked a cake, baked a cake <br />
If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake <br />
Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do? <br />
<br />
Had you dropped me a letter,
I'd a-hired a band, grandest band in the land <br />
Had you dropped me a letter, I'd a-hired a band <br />
Spread the welcome mat for you <br />
<br />
Oh, I don't know where you came from <br />
'cause I don't know where you've been <br />
But it really doesn't matter <br />
Grab a chair and fill your platter <br />
And dig, dig, dig right in <br />
<br />
If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake,
hired a band, goodness sake! <br />
If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake <br />
Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do? <br />
<br />
Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do? <br />
Howdya do-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh