Our hearts will love you, our lips will kiss you
Our teeth will tear your flesh apart
The will of death and destruction is on display
Like a precious work of art.
I said, "It's such a coup, it's nothing new, it's nothing we haven't seen.
It's just a big to-do to punish you for being so unclean."

Our operators are standing by
To provide you with excellent service
The mother-tongue makes you you want to die
And also understandably nervous
I spoke with Gerald Ford on the Ouija board and he
said the whole thing stinks.
He said, "It's such a bore, it's nothing more than playing Tiddly-Winks."
So,

Doom and gloom and doom and gloom
Hounds of hell are howling at the moon
And we're visiting Joe Biden's tomb
And the eternal sands of time will run their course
Just like a headless horseman without a horse
And I don't care what any of this means
When I hit the iceberg, the iceberg sinks
I don't need your gravity
So, go ahead and slap your big X on me.

Our corporate masters made profits
From the re-usable nightmare
The action news correspondent displays his marvelous shiny hair
He said "it's getting a little bit stuffy in here, now don't you think?
But never fear, the weekend's here now, dive into your creek for more"

Doom and doom and doom and gloom
Judgment day is surely coming soon
All bad boys and girls stay in their room
Even though this story is about you
fate surely wont be determined without you
And the eternal sands of time will run their course
Just like a headless horseman without a horse.