I can't help being depressed
When I look down at my chest
Oh yes my chest it might as well be nonexistent How
can I ever compete With 34 double d's.

And I'm rollin my eyes
When I look down at my thighs
They might as well tape everything that I eat, to my legs.
I am too broke for the knife
Too lazy to excercise
But if I had hazel eyes
Maybe I could be fly.

(Chorus)

If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I, maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
So fly 3x.

(Verse 2)

Now listen
I've got a beautiful soul
But only 4 people know
They've known me since I was 10
Beauty did not matter then.

Now in my 20s all that matters
Is sex cars and money
And ive got none of the three
So basically
I am invisible to all of the fellas
And I sit at home jealous
There was no golden ticket
In my chocolate today.

And worst of all
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
Of how I don't look and I should look
And that's why I say...

(Chorus)

If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I, maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
So fly 3x.

(Bridge)

Essentially all I need
Is to be everything but me
Colored contacts
Liposuction
And some implants
Somehow that don't make much sense
I must be out of my head
If I think that I am governed by material things.

So I decided that I'm
The definition of fly
And if you want to know why
I know what money can't buy
Don't go believin the hype
There's no runway in the sky
And no way you could be fly not if it costs you a dime.

(chorus)