It was late last night

When my baby got home
It was late last night

When my baby got home

She was playing free jazz

On a shiny new saxophone

I'm going to shove that sax

Up your ass (6 times)

She played jazz so hard
I couldn't hear myself think

She played jazz so hard

I couldn't hear myself think
She played jazz so hard

It almost drove me to drink

I'm going to shove that sax
Up your ass (6 times)

I drink beer in the morning
And whiskey at night

I drink beer in the morning

And whiskey at night
I've got a hunch

I'll have three martinis for lunch

I'm going to shove that sax

Up your ass (6 times)