The first day of school, I noticed her
Walking in the hall with her hair down,
And her boobs out looking fine.
I said, Hey, what's up?
And she just slapped me.
I said, What the fuck? Then just moved on.

That's the story of how I first met her,
And I was already in love.
That's the story of how my life got better,
She gave me a boner.

It just so happens that she was in every single class with me.
I could see her eyes rolling back,
And she sat in the back and enjoyed the show.
And I still could not be with her,
Cause she was a hoe, but that's alright, that's okay
As long as she didn't sleep with every other guy but me.

That's the story of how I first met her,
And I was already in love.
That's the story of how my life got better,
She gave me a boner.

And every time I'd ask her out,
She'd say no but I didn't give up!
No I didn't give up, I'll never give up.

That's the story of how I first met her I was in love.
And she wrote me a letter that said leave me alone...
And I said, No-oh-oh! I will not leave you alone.
And she called the cops.
And I said, uh oh spaghettios!