A valentine from a politician

Three pages of your dog's ambitions

The stabbed lover and the furious bunny

You stare too long and your eyes go funny

Yes, I agree we're reading tissue paper but

We can talk about real things later

Cheated, cheated

Win a greenhouse to warm your sex life

Cheated, cheated

Read about the victims crying all night

Blurred photos of the latest plane crash

(News)

Girl shivers as she hears the car door slam

(News)

TV guides you through uncomfortable questions

(News)

Doctor advises it's the communist problem

To change the truth until it's worth money

It's a joke but it's not that funny, cheated

Our correspondent made to wait in the lobby

Torn to pieces by three have a go bobbies

Young swimmers in these sun dialing times

Sweeping the nation with a dance called 'The Breadline'

It's in our water and our education

We are oppressed into association

Cheated, cheated

Change the truth until it's worth money

Cheated, cheated

It's a joke but it's not that funny

Our correspondent made to wait in the lobby

Torn to pieces by three have a go bobbies

Young swimmers in these sun dialing times

Sweeping the nation with a dance called 'The Breadline'

It's in our water and our education

We are oppressed into association

Cheated, cheated

With George W. is over taking

Mr. [Incomprehensible] too busy faking

It's cheated, cheated

Win a greenhouse to warm your sex life

Cheated, cheated

Read about the victims crying all night

Cheated, cheated

Change the truth until it's worth money

Cheated, cheated

It's a joke but it's not that funny