Chorus:
Johnny needs a designated driver
A driver
Well we'll just let him go
Just let him go
Verse
So how'd you'd like that cold back of a wagon
You're pullin splinters out of your skin
Well I saw one officer's revenge
Through our justice system
A cruel punishment DUI
Chorus
So how'd you like that cold back of a mountain
You find yourself a new kind of bottle in the Basement
They're gonna follow you
Is it fun to drink?
If no one gets hurt?
Where asking questions is a common place
Well take another sip if you dare
And take another rip if you dare
Cause there's so many police running round the streets tonight
Chorus