Timmy: Xmas day is here once more

Wanda: Gifts and love and joy galore

Cosmo: A special day that wipes the floor

Timmy+Cosmo+Wanda: With the other 364

Timmy: I wish everyday could be Xmas
'cause Santa brings gifts every year;
He's reading my list
He's feeding the deer
He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here

I wish everyday could be Xmas
'cause every other holiday reeks;
New Year's Day's for mom and dad
The Easter bunny's eggs smell really bad
Valentine's Day always makes me sad

Dad: 'cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend

Timmy: What?

Cosmo+Wanda: I wish everyday could be Xmas
'cause nice fairies get their rewards

Wanda: I got pudding, I got slacks

Cosmo: I got all my back hair waxed

Wanda+Cosmo: Santa grants wishes while we relax

Cosmo: And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend

Timmy: Stop that!

Timmy: There's just no other day like Xmas
My family stays here, it's real cool
Just me, mom and dad
I'm so very glad
There's no Vicki, no Vicki, no school

Cosmo: ...and no Vicki

Timmy: Right!

Timmy: I wish everyday could be Xmas
And I guess the best gift of all
My parents stay home to say:

Mum+Dad: "We love you, Noggy"

Dad: Mine!

Timmy: Wouldn't Xmas each day be the coolest of all
I wish it were Xmas
How I wish it were Xmas
I wish it were Xmas each day.