Norm:

(Playing jazzy number)

I'm a swinging G-E-N-I-E
Huh? Hey
Let me tell you
what that spells to me
When I'm shoved in a lamp,
it's cold and damp, man!
My wishing power stops
at three
And that's pretty dang
annoying to me
I want that crazy power
you fairies got
To grant those wishes
that you grant a lot
Hey!
To give each and every child
a great big smile
To me this means a lot
It ain't no evil plot.

[Chorus]

Gimme the wand, and you'll all see
Gimme the wand, your fairy, I'd be
Gimme the wand
Da-do-da-dee
I'll make you a natural blond,
if you give me the wand
(Shoo-doop-shoo-be-do-wah)
(snake charmer music playing)

Cosmo:

I'm a...
Oh, hang on.
F-A-I-R-Y
We did our very best
for this bucktoothed guy
(Shoop-bah-doo-bap-
dooby-doo-wah!)
That vest-wearing slob
He may want
our job

Norm:

Well, duh

Cosmo:

But give us
One more try
You really can't deny

Cosmo and Norm:

Give us the wand,
we'll have a ball
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)

Norm:

Give me the wand

Wanda:

He'll enslave you all!
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)

Cosmo and Norm:

Give us the wand
a-do-doo-dow
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)
We really hope
you all respond
Come on, give us the wand
And set me free
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)
Give us the wand
And hear our plea
Give us the wand,
a-doo-dah-dee
Don't let yourself be conned
Now give us the wand.
(music ends)