"Take care daughter dearDon't dream on any gallant
men tonightTake care daughter dearFor the doctor comes
to steal your goods in the dead of night Every sigh
he'll hear, So wear your relic near,
Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight"Oh,
father dearI dreamed last night a man sat on my bedAnd
I fearWhen I awoke I could not find my maidenhead"Every
sigh he'll hear So wear your relic nearDoctor Monk
unpacks his trunk tonightHe'll have you all He'll find
young ladies pure as fallen snow He'll have you all
If you think upon improper things,
the doctor will knowEvery sigh he'll hear So wear your
relic nearDoctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonightDoctor
Monk unpacks his trunk tonight