My friends
Gonna tell you about my friends

My friends ain't enough for one hand
My friends ain't enough for one hand
My friends don't amount to one hand
One hand

My friends don't add up to one hand
My friends don't amount to one hand
One hand

Tell ya 'bout my friends
(Why do you count them?)

My friends don't count up to one hand
My friends cannot count on one hand
My friends don't amount to one hand

Tell ya 'bout my friends

My friends don't add up to one hand
My friends don't count up to one hand
One hand

Tell ya 'bout my friends

My friends don't amount to one hand
My friends ain't a number one hammer hand, one hand
One hand

Tell ya 'bout my friends
(Do you count them?)
(Do you count them?)
(How many are there?)