I wanna die,
Lord, I wanna die,
Take me now Jesus and get it over with.
Maybe there'll be some vanillapudding waiting up in heaven for me.

Oh Lord, give me a sign,
Give me a call, on your heavenly line,
Tell me, oh Lord, what it is that you want of me,
Keep me from eating,
Whatever's in front of me.

Oh Lord, give her a sign,
(oh give me a sign)
Give her a call, on your heavenly line,
(call me on,call me on,on your heavenly line)
Tell her, oh Lord, what it is that want of her,
(Tell me,)
Keep her from eating,
(Save me, save me)
Whatever's in front of her.
(from eating what's in front of me)

Oh lord give me the answer
Save me from being...
... the world's...
...fattest dancer!

Oohooh Yeah