-Peter and quartet sing-

You have aids.
Yes you have aids.
I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have aids.
You've got the aids.
You may have got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex what you hear,it isnt clear.
But what we're certain of is you have aids.
Yes you have aids.
Not HIV but full blown aids.

Be sure that you see that this is not HIV.
But full blown aids.
I really mean it yes its full blown aids.

Im sorry i wish it was somthing less serious.
But its aids.
You've got the a-i-ds!