Hey Miami, you beautiful
Hey Miami you sexy
Hey Miami, can I get that number

Big hot pockets, feya, ugly
Corny, busted, chopped, straight fugly
British guys playing rugby
Brooklyn boys who wanna thug me
Skanky, cranky, foogly, oogly
Slammin dudes who wanna do me
G'Doonk G'Doonk, skoonky, flavors
Bangin, mega hot, dumb haters
Country boys and them boys in the city
Buy me lunch and make me all giddy
Sparkling clean, dirty, grimy and gritty
Big muscle men and a little itty bitty
Some look so good and some need a little work
Some know what they gotta do to make me smirk
Ralph, Donna, Marc, and my man Tommy
Better go get that girl, Hey Miami