My piano's out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish that you were mine
I wish that my heart was stronger

My piano's out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish we had more time
Wish that my world was softer, and I want a helicopter

I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
I'd feel much better, I'm sure, if I had a helicopter

This telephone's out of use
I wish it wasn't
I wish you loved me more
I wish that your world was closer

This telephone's out of use
I wish somebody
would take me to your door
I wish that this world was finer, and I want an ocean liner

I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
I'd feel much better, I'm sure, if I had an ocean liner

My piano's out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish we had more time
Wish that my world was softer, and I want a helicopter

I want a helicopter

I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
I'd feel much better, I'm sure, if I had a helicopter
If I had a helicopter

(I've had this) Crawling in the mud, mud, mud
(My heart is) Crawling in the mud, mud, mud
(I'd feel much) Crawling in the mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud