(Dallas Frazier)

If I was a little --- I'll tell you what I'd do
I'd find myself a big ice cream and split it down the middle with you
That's what I'd do, that's what I'd do
That's what I'd do, I'd split it down the middle with you.

If I was a little hummin' bird, I'll tell you what I'd do
I'd get my hummin' in a perfect tune and hum a little tune for you
That's what I'd do, that's what I'd do
That's what I'd do, I'd hum a little tune for you.

--- Instrumental ---

If I was a little puppy dog, I'll tell you what I'd do
I'd jump right up in the middle of your lap and let my flees jump off on you
That's what I'd do, that's what I'd do
That's what I'd do, I'd let my flees jump off on you.

That's what I'd do, that's what I'd do
That's what I'd do, I'd let my flees jump off on you.

That's what I'd do, that's what I'd do
That's what I'd do, I'd let my flees jump off on you...