Mirror in the bathroom, please talk free
The door is locked, just you and me
Can I take you to a restaurant that's not plastic
You can watch yourself while you are eating

Mirror in the bathroom, just getting started
On a Saturday see me window shopping
Find no interest in the racks and shelves
Just the smiles and reflections of my own true self

Mirror in the bathroom, Mirror in the bathroom

Mirror in the bathroom, cracked out bitch
All my crimes are self defense
The things they whisper make no sense
Just check me into mental illness