I'm a monster
got a revved up teenage head.
Teenage monster
California born and bred.
Half a boy and half a man
I'm half at sea and half on land, oh my
Bye-bye.

Got a woman,
she's my hopped up high school queen.
She's my woman,
she's a teenage love machine.
She knows how to turn me on
and get me high and get it on and on,
yeah she does.

{instrumental break}

When ya' see me,
better turn your tail and run,
'cause I'm angry
and I'll mess you up for fun.
I'm a child of atom bombs
and rotten air and Vietnams; I am you,
you are me.