Mr. Potato Head
Why don't you just go away
Mr. Potato Head
Nothing worthy ever said

Mr. Potato Head
You make them small so you feel big in comparison
(make it big ah ah - big!)
And you think you're so important
Well I'd say you're impotent
And you'd be better off if you were dead

Mr. Potato Head
Why don't you just go away
Mr. Potato Head
Nothing worthy ever said
And let ignorance be your defence
And that keeps you feeling strong
Did you ever wonder why that everybody else is wrong?

Oh whoa whoa whoa, it's no fun, it's no fun
Oh whoa whoa whoa, it's no fun, it's no fun
Please don't let your kids grow up to be a racist fuckin' idiot
Whoa racist fuckin' idiot, no fun, no fun
Whoa racist fuckin' idiot, no fun, no fun
Please don't let your kids grow up to be a racist fuckin' idiot

I want to know what it's like
What is your world like Mr. Potato Head?
No one is sleeping in your bed
No one is sleeping in your bed
No more kiss good night
No one is sleeping in your head
Say good night
Soon you'll be sleeping with the dead
Mr. Potato Head, so long Mr. Potato Head

Well you think you're so important
Well I guess you're impotent
You're surely not my friend and
I'd be better off if you were dead

Mr. Potato Head, big
Why don't you just go away
Mr. Potato Head, big
Why don't you just go away
Mr. Potato Head, big
Why don't you just go away