fe fi fo fum, I can feel the presence of someone
somebody been sleepin' in my bed
somebody been sittin' in my chair

cigarettes in the ash tray
and I don't even smoke
someone's been drinking my best booze
I can tell 'cause the seal is broke
I left my bedroom slippers last night at the foot of my bed
and now they're in my living room, and my bed was left unmade

somebody been sleepin' in my bed
somebody been sittin' in my chair

they ate up all my food
and I don't stand for such
don't tell me it was a woman
'cause a woman don't eat that much
my brand new silk pajamas,
they were balled up in a chair
my mind ain't playin' tricks on me
help me, is he's still here

somebody been sleepin' in my bed
somebody been sittin' in my chair
somebody

fe fi fo fum, I can feel the presence of some, someone

somebody been sleepin' in my bed
somebody been sittin' in my chair, yeah
somebody been sleepin' in my bed, oh
somebody been sittin' in my chair
somebody, somebody