They buy you dinner, open your door

Other then that, what are they good for?

Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men

They all want a girl just like the girl

That married dear old dad they make me so mad



Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men

Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you

You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em

Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men



They love their toysthey make their noise

They're nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys

Men! I'm talking 'bout men

If you give 'em what they want, they never fall in love

Don't give 'em nothin' they can't get enough



Men! I'm talking 'bout men

Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you

You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em

Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men



In the beginning they always aim to please

They serve a purposethey fill a need

They ensure survival of the species

They take you for a ride, run of gas

Most of the time they're a pain in the a-a yeah, yeah



Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men

Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you

You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em

Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men



Silver tongue devils

Well, they're lying through their teeth

Saying anything

Just to sweep you off your feet

Ooh yeah, men! talkin' 'bout men

Mere mortal men