Well she wants to be a singer in the band
Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a mircophone
Looks like she's all alone
She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend
She keeps staring me out with her ole black & blue eyes

And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance
And I was never that good at being nice when I should
I guess that she'll forgive right before she trys to kill me
Coz I sold her on yesterday's

Come take me home eyes

I can take the the waltz just so she could kick my head in
Oh I do belivie that I was drunk and both of my heads were strunk
I guess her name was Tina coz before I'd even seen her
I was lost in her whatsyourname

Just get me for fives
Oh take me home eyes

And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And thats the very thing when your dealing with me

The arms so shagger
Begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips
And she said o my dearest im not pretty and isn't it a pity
That you wont kiss these rotten lips
So take me home eyes
Ole black & blue eyes.......

And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And thats the very thing when your dealing with me