what is not, not to like, a shiny bike
no lock, no keym it's there for me
it's for real, I'm gonna steal a pair of wheels
f.s.u., now you can too

I know soon that someone else
will claim my new bike for themselves
waiting for their lucky day
to make a speedy getaway

I am a bike thief
(4x)

our friend the dane, he does the same, no lock, no chain
he rides around, all over town
to travel far, without a car, he pedals hard
so join the fun, you could have one

want to get from here to there
a bike can take me anywhere
it's not mine, but I don't care
I've had enough of playing fair

I am bike (thief)
(4x)

scope it out, you'll be without the slightest doubt
you want it now, I'll show you how
go down tonite, the time is right, it's in your sights
and if you dare, it's sitting there

I know soon that someone else
will claim my new bike for themselves
waiting for their lucky day
to make a speedy getaway
want to get from here to there
a bike can take me anywhere
it's not mine, but I don't care
I've had enough of playing fair

I am a bike thief
(8x)

(instrumental break)

I am a bike thief
(4x)
I am a bike thief
I am a bike - thief
I am a bike -- thief
I am a bike --- thief