I've been waiting for you patiently
I knew you'd come my way eventually
(...)
I'll have my way with you and then you'll see
I saw it on an ancient documentary
and then a bad idea occured to me

lady spider lies in wait
kills a suitor when they mate
I am not so extreme
so much nicer than I seem
lady spider wants you dead
I'll just tie you up instead

I'm sorry if you're not prepared
but now that I have you insnared
you could make a meal for me
I was saving you especially
I'm just kidding, I think that you might survive
'cause I need you to stay alive

lady spider lies in wait
kills a suitor when they mate
I am not so extreme
so much nicer than I seem
lady spider wants you dead
I'll just tie you up instead

just you and me boy, just two for tea
there's no reason to be scared
there's no reason to escape

lady spider lies in wait
kills a suitor when they mate
I am not so extreme
so much nicer than I seem
lady spider wants you dead (dead dead)
lady spider lies in wait
kills a suitor when they mate
I am not so extreme
so much nicer than I seem
lady spider wants you dead
I'll just tie you up instead