Teenage romance always a chance to get into trouble.
Now it's no fun, shotgun, far to young and they can't come out to play.

When all the kids are having kids, today.

Back seat like toast, mid-central coast they grow up
so quickly. No more Friday night drinks in the park,
no matter what they say.

Coz all the kids are having kids, all the kids are having kids, today.

Terminate or church doorstep,
sell them on the internet or up for adoption.
Or there's no more rock shows, drugs or cigarettes, stunt their DNA.

When all the kids are having kids, all the kids are having kids, today

Forgotten dreams and wasted plans, (Contraception)
memories airbrushed on a panel van. (is an option)
Replaced with frowns and wagging tongues, (Contraception)
washing lines and soccer mums. (is an option)

Fast track up no time for cool,
there must have been a hole in the golden rule.
At least you get the week off school.

When all the kids are having kids,
all the kids are having kids, all the kids are having kids, today.