*Return to duty corporal punishment
He had the brain that never dies
Return to duty corporal punishment
The cask is emptied every night
He's socially retarded
Tries to get this party started
With brutal and unparalleled insight
What a champion (what a punish)
He hides a dark and seamy history
He keeps so quiet about his past
Not even one confirming photograph
Of each tale more boring than the last
I think he's planning something
Could find out but I can't listen to long-winded stories with no end
*What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion (what a punisher)
*I can see him on the news now
His neighbours never once complained
About the nights of digging in the back yard after midnight
They just thought he was annoying not insane
*What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion, what a way to learn, mind has started slow, got a way to go
What a punisher, will he ever learn, wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher
*Spent his youth torturing small things, put his little brother through hell
The only way to get his own back, on a world he saw as failed
Find it hard to listen, to a guy who's such a creep,
No more walking on eggshells, coz he's gonna put all his friends to sleep.
*What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion, what a way to learn, mind has started slow, got a way to go
What a punisher, will he ever learn, wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher
What a champion, what a way to learn, mind has started slow, got a way to go
What a punisher, will he ever learn, wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher