Don't get a million bucks just for getting out of bed
Don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head
And even if we never have a Billboard top ten hit
At least we know that Russell Crowe's Band's a fucking pile of shit!
At least we know that Russell Crowe's Band's a fucking pile of shit!

I don't get olympic athletes to my barbecues
I don't get extorsion threats from the Coffs Harbour Saloon
And even though our paychecks may as well be counterfiet
At least we know that Russell Crowe's Band's a fucking pile of shit!
At least we know that Russell Crowe's Band's a fucking pile of shit!