Hey baby, be my dog, ooh



Alice in my fantasies, uh, promised to do

All kind of freaky things to me, said

She would, uh, suck my soul, if I'd lick her emotion

The freak said, I would even owe her my devotion



She said, she'd, uh, cover me

With, uh, strawberries and pretend

That I'm a shortcake, I said

"Uh, not by the hair of my chinny chin, chin"



Ooh, yeah, heh



Alice in my fantasies, uh, promised to do

All kind of freaky things to me, said

She would, uh, suck my soul, if I'd lick her emotion

The freak said, I would even owe her my devotion



I said, "Uh, lady, be my dog

And I'll be your tree, and you can pee on me"

Mama said, never eat yellow snow

So away we go



Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, heh



Be my dog, hey

Baby, they call it mental masturbation