She is one of those downtown rats
Living with mummy in a cheesy flat
Brother's in the army and daddy's pissed off
But she forgets it all when she takes her clothes off
I'll buy you flowers instead of a ring
I won't go to church cause I can't sing
But if take me baby I'll tell you what I'll do
Every night I'll croak a special lullaby for you
La, la, la, la, la sleep well honey
I know your daddy wants you to stay at home
So fill up his mouth with his shaving foam
Let's go out for a ride in a brand new car
I haven't got a license but don't tell it to your ma
I'm not afraid of your brother, even if he turns red
'Cause I'm bigger than him, so I spit on his head
But if you take me baby I'll tell you what I'll do
Every night I'll croak a special lullaby for you
La, la, la, la, la sleep well honey
You can even take my money