This is a song about breaking bread
With enemies of fantasy
The kind of one-note titty slaves
Who'd sooner die than think aloud
Civilized people don't f*ck bears
Civilized people don't play fair
Civilized people don't hide cats in wells because the Sibyl says
Civilized people don't go grey
Civilized orgies twice a day
Civilized is as civilized does and civilized people walk among us
Given the option

History is written by the man who stays acquainted with
The thug who has the biggest sword
Conquest is the compromise between the borders of his mind
And waters of the Rubicon
This is a song about total war
This is a song about total war

Civilized people don't f*ck bears
Civilized people don't play fair
Civilized people don't hide cats in wells because the Sibyl says
Civilized people don't go grey
Civilized orgies twice a day
Civilized is as civilized does and civilized people walk among us
Walk among us, walk among us, walk among us

Were they holy emperors?
Or were they horny actors?

Holy emperors? Horny actors?
Holy? Horny? Emperor penguins?
[repeat]

This is a song about total war
This is a song about total war
This is a song about total war
This is a song about total war

This is a song about common sense
Folded backwards into itself

Folded backwards into itself