Everybody knows that I'm a scumbag

They won't come and see me in this dive

Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them

Or if they'll even get out of there alive

Some fuckhead in the corner is getting to me

Talkin' about the way I look and smell

Well I guess he don't know that I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc

Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell

Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag

I like sluts and whores and I don't care

You can say just what you want to say about me

But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair

'Cause I like to drink whiskey by the gallon

I live on peanut butter sandwiches, I don't care

I spent some nights in jail in this old country

Everybody hates me and I just don't fucking care

'Cause I can sing all those songs about bitches

And I still fuck all the prostitutes that I know

They tell me I smell like raw sewage

But I'm the man that you'll never know

Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag

They won't come and see me in this dive

Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them

Or if they'll even get out of there alive

Some fuckhead in the corner is getting to me

Talkin' about the way I look and smell

Well I guess he don't know it, but I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc

Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell

Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag

I like sluts and whores and I don't care

You can say just what you want to say about me

But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair

And I can sing all those songs about bitches

And I still fuck all those prostitutes that I know

They tell me I smell like raw sewage

But I'm just the man that you'll never know

Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag

They'll never come and see me in this dive

You can say just what you want to say about me

I'll turn my back on you and I'll stick you from behind

'Cause everybody knows that I'm a scumbag...