Saw a woman walking a one-humped camel down Fifth Street
I must be in Norco
Nah, you ain't gonna see that in San Berdu
Maybe a 5'6" gang banger walking his 200 pound girlfriend
wearing a bare midriff top at Victoria Gardens
But you ain't gonna see no camel

But even in San Berdu the folks are good to you
Although that may be right I'd rather spend all night
Right here in downtown Norco

Saw an ol' boy walking across the dance floor with
cowboy boots and silver spurs
I must be in Norco
Nah, you ain't gonna see that in West LA
Maybe a 45 year-old surgically enhanced blonde wearing
Juicy Couture hot pants sipping a mai tai at Trader Vic's
But you ain't gonna see no cowboy

But even in West LA the folks there are ok
Although that may be true I'd rather be with you
Right here in downtown Norco

When I was a younger man I used to think deep thoughts and dream big dreams
Now I just hang around in Norco
All the problems in the world too big for me
And I'm never gonna be no hero

But lately in my mind I'm running out of time
I guess it'd be ok to spend my final days
Right here in downtown Norco
Where the ponies ride and the camels glide
And you walk across the dance floor in cowboy boots and silver spurs
And the city councilman wears a big brass belt buckle and a Stetson hat
Right here in downtown Norco