Won't you tell me why the hell you gonna turn this whole town on me?
Why you been filling my phones with the sounds from your old metronome?

Hey Mr. Fine,
What is this song all about?
I misbehave
Every time I let myself out.

Won't you let me take you to the bar?
Won't you let me walk you to your car?
Won't you let me tell you little lies?

Just like the one time you were telling me my tales were too tall.
Just like the one time when you slipped me the tongue in the mall.

Why you been filling my phones with
The songs of your old Epiphone?

Hey mystified,
What is this song all about?
I misbehave,
Every time I let myself out.

Won't you let me drive you from this bar?

Just like the one time when I slipped you the tongue in the mall.