The pen they say is mightier than the sword,
But don't for a minute believe a lying word.
They'll do anything to try and sell their ware,
They've got no morals and they really don't care.

Am I, am I dead yet ?

They've got the freedom others haven't got,
They get away with murder and we do not.
Sensationalise anything that's dull,
It can't go on the street if it's not full.

The cheapo porn is bound to get the men,
Think twice when it has a reading age of ten.
Trivial stories get caught in their net,
And they can bury you if you're a threat.