You look to good to sit there looking lonely
And wasting what should be a perfect night
You should be somebody's one and only
If you'd just listen to some good advice.

If I were you I'd sit down at my table
If I were you that's where I'd want to be
We'd laugh and dance as long as we were able
Then if I were you I'd fall in love with me.

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You look like life's been leaning on you
You look like you could use a friend
If you want somebody you can count on
This is what I highly recommend.

If I were you I'd sit down at my table
If I were you that's where I'd want to be
We'd laugh and dance as long as we were able
Then if I were you I'd fall in love with me

If I were you I'd sit down at my table
If I were you that's where I'd want to be
We'd laugh and dance as long as we were able
Then if I were you I'd fall in love with me

Then if I were you I'd fall in love with me...