Pathological waste abounds Cadavers lined wall to wall
Foul-whiffi ng stiffs all around A bonfire would clean
It all

Frenzied cauterization Now seems slightly passe A more
gleeful method seems fitting To spread havoc and
Disharmony

Dispensation of carrion embellished In a delightfully
mirthful way The disposal of my spent toys A most
Superbly distasteful fray

Mannequins discretely exchanged for a different fashion
model Now view the spring collection as worn by
Bloated corpses

The ghastly remains strategically placed in public
spots Much to the amusement of my like-minded pathologist
Chums

Detruncating limbs, slack heads are lopped Soak the
pieces in preservatives to debar foul rot Wrap the
Stinking presents and then regroup To deliver bloody
packages to your front stoops

Blithely positioning cadavers on a park bench Horrified
children recoil and blench Hang a corpse by its
Intestines from a nearby tree For the public to admire
my disposal methodology

Our gruesome tasks masked by off-putting gaiety The
jocular demeanour veils your repugnance but barely
Jovially dissecting and disposing of the gore Our brash
disposal methods leave you shaken to your core

Unauthorized surgeries Dismantling anatomy Solemnizing
necrotomies Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology

Suspended stiffs on wires Make for hours of entertainment
A pus-dripping puppet show An enchanting display of
Debasement

The jovial sense of misconduct Derived from the public
s disgust Young and old repelled by the reek of rank,
Putrefying meat

The mortuary waste diminishing for every prank Cadaveric
cleanup of my vile, putrescent body bank

Tossing rigored stiffs from embankments and cliffs
Setting carcasses ablaze, and other procedures most comedic
Our ingenuity is tested when our patients die Inventive
methods of disposal our modus operandi

Villainy demonstrated with our internment techniques
Bodies stored in 50-gallon drums until they start to leak
Mincing the dead into finely ground organic scrap Mulching
your garden with our latest mishap

Rollicking through our disposal drills Dispatching
the murdered is better than the kill Slowly dissolved in
Acid, encased in tar Or dumped in plastic bags from a moving car

Unauthorized surgeries Dismantling anatomy Solemnizing
necrotomies Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology