You walk in here, and it seems you think
You own the place
You ruin the sinks and you write on the wall
After all the consideration given you,
I thought you would be grateful,
But no, you're not at all

What can I do, what can I do, I've tried
What can I say, do it my way
Don't you forget, never forget,
I'm Number One, yes, I'm Number One
Number One, and you're still no one

You say you're angry,
It doesn't make much sense to me
You're paying your rent,
And at least you've got a job
I've explained all the sacrifices offered you
You take them without thanks,
I forget that you're still slobs

What can I do, what can I do, I've tried
What can I say, do it my way
Don't you forget, never forget,
I'm Number One, yes, I'm Number One
Number One, and you're still no one