(Arthur Leo Owens - Dennis Knutson)

It's not that blue Mercedes Benz
That she could give to me
It's not that if she married me
That I would be set free.

It's not that shes just barrels of fun
That makes me fall so hard
That pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas
With the oil well in her yard.

It's not because she could be
In a playboy centerfold
That makes me want to take her back
With here and her black gold.

It's not because she's barrels of fun
That my heart pumps so hard
For that pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas
With the oil wells in her yard.

--- Instrumental ---

All that stock in Texas gold
Don't mean a thing to me
I buy my oil at K-Mart
I buy one and get one free.

I'd love her if she didn't have
Those paid up credit cards
That pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas
With the oil wells in her yard.

It's not because she could be
In a playboy centerfold
That makes me want to take her back
With here and her black gold.

It's not because she's barrels of fun
That my heart pumps so hard
For that pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas
With the oil wells in her yard.

That pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas
With the oil wells in her yard...