I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together

See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody
Tuesday man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the egg man
Oh, they are the egg men
Oh, I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mr. City Policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic
Priestess boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the egg man
Oh, they are the egg men
Oh, I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get your tan from
Standing in the English rain

I am the egg man
Oh, they are the egg men
Oh, I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
G'goo, g'goo, g'joob

Expert expert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile, like pigs in a sty
See how they snide, I'm crying

Semolina pilchards
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the egg man
Oh, they are they egg men
Oh, I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo
Goo joob

Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one
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