Well, I got a bumper sticker on the back of my truck
There ain't another like it 'cause I had it made up
I can tell who's behind me, they give themselves away
Lay on their horn when they read this phrase
Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't
But, if you do don't you love to
Honk, if you honky tonk
Me and Friday night go hand in hand
Ice cold beer and a swingin' band
A girl on my arm that won't let go
She caught my little sign about a mile ago
Honk, if you honky tonk, don't, if you don't
But, if you do don't you love to
Honk, if you honky tonk
Well, just the other day I was cruisin' through town
Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now
I rolled down my window, he said with a grin
"I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in"
Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't
But, if you do don't you love to
Honk, if you honky tonk
Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't
But, if you do don't you love to
Honk, if you honky tonk
Honk if you honky tonk
I hear ya honkin', yeah
I'm pullin' over the next honky tonk