(Harlan Howard/Jackson Leap)

Well, my baby's wearin' a permanent smile
A satisfied look I ain't seen for awhile
I ain't had no raise, fulfilled any dreams
But somethin's come over my baby it seems.

I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealin' my honey
Lord, I love that child, love to see her smile
But these circumstances ain't funny
Where lies a danger, is he a stranger or a pal
I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealing my gal.

If I came home early Lord, what would I find
Maybe I'd rather just walk around blind
I know baby loves me Lord, I understand
I know how emotions can get out of hand.

I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealin' my honey
Lord, I love that child, love to see her smile
But these circumstances ain't funny
Where lies a danger, is he a stranger or a pal
I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealing my gal.

--- Instrumental ---

Wherever he is, well, I'm callin' his bluff
I'm gonna start wearin' that good smellin' stuff
And I'll be the lover that I used to be
Whatever she's missin' she'll get it from me.

I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealin' my honey
Lord, I love that child, love to see her smile
But these circumstances ain't funny
Where lies a danger, is he a stranger or a pal
I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealing my gal.

I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealin' my gal...